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How to treat a lady... it WORKS!!?

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition. 8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames. 9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls? 12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy. 14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about. 15. Titty twisters and plenty of them. 16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny. 19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call. 20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that

Public Comments

1. i dont think you have a girl if you can sit here and type such a long letter , go out and try your own advise if you have time
2. LMAO what a moron. You must not date much....
3. This is awesome ..where did you get this from?
4. Some turd is going to believe you and try this crap and get smacked. ha ha. Bad boy.
5. I REALLY hope that you are questioning this list that you found online because it sounds like the worst advice ever..you're NEVER going to keep a GF following this list...unless the girl has a serious disability...I would never date you lol I heard that men love it when you fuck their siblings and Father..I also heard that they love it when women laughs about how bad sex really is with them and how they think about other men while doing it and how they wish they were still with that ex that really knew how to get them off LMFAO
6. Um yeah get a life. You actually sat there and typed all that bs
7. This must be why you dont have a girlfriend ~Luna Fairy~
8. hope you do that to ur gurl
9. Hey I am sure this does work....if you want her to leave you for a nerd that knows how to treat a woman.
10. You must be the biggest jerk alive............. you ain't got no girl right? cuz damn.....
11. You love women wayyyy toooo much...cuz look at all the time you spent writing that up! I predict you will brown nose your woman the rest of your days. Hahhahhaa! Peace!
12. A guy who followed this little 'guide' would sure annoy me.
13. No this is not awesome...maybe thats the way you treat your girl and she likes it..but you do that to another female and she will kick your arse.. I know that guys love it when you tell them that their: penis is toooooo small and they cant f**k
14. HA HA HA.. Oh can't you see that I can't stop laughing?!?!.... ( SARCASM ) Do you think girls are dogs or what the hell man.. because it sure seems like you do.
15. Your alone a lot aren't you? I thought so.
16. How to treat a man: 1. Like s-hit. Do them like they do you.